Selective Irreverance..

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Rant: I work with idiots.

So I come back from work from a much needed break on Wednesday and I come back to a lot of crap on my desk that wasn’t mine. I found a headset (which was from my boss so that I didn’t mind) but also found someone who left their pictures and fruit punch bottle (gross. I would never drink that) and a note on my super awesome Nightmare Before Christmas sticky notes that said “Clean up” in purple ink.

STOP RIGHT THERE.

Someone actually had the nerve to use my desk, leave their nasty concentrated fruit punch drink bottle, leave pictures of children that obviously are not mine and then leave me a message on MY sticky notes that aren’t mine, and the icing on the cake..leave a PRINGLE CAN IN MY DESK and have the nerve, the gall to tell me to clean up? Who would do such a STUPID thing?

And then when my monitor came on who had forgot to log out of my computer? RAQUITA. (And I’m going to use her name because I believe the entire world should be warned of this twit.) Which pissed me off royally since  this bitch steals pens from my desk on a constant basis and also left a mess on MY DESK and then had the nerve to tell me to clean up.

REALLY?

So I left a message that said:

“If it’s too messy for you, don’t sit here.”

She then comes in to work which already made me annoyed since I cannot stand her existence and sat down in the desk next to me. After awhile when everyone left she looks at me and said “Jasmine, there were tons of bugs near your desk”. So then I asked her “Well, if I don’t drink sugary drinks nor eat food in/out/around my desk, how did I magically get bugs around my desk?” to which she replied “I don’t know. But I cleaned up over there”. And then only thing I could do is laugh at her assumption that I’m dirty.

Logically, I shouldn’t have bugs around my desk. But let’s take this..

Raquita and her cousin sit next to me. They both drink sugary drinks which they leave open everyday, eat chips and all sorts of candy which they leave inside their desks (and mine since I come into work and there are crumbs and grains of sugar everywhere)  and then you have the nerve to sit there and accuse me of being dirty? If I did have bugs at my desk, it’s not because of anything I did.

So afterwards the only thing I could do is laugh because she’s a two-faced idiot who can’t put two + two together. And I heard her whisper to a co-worker about me and then have the nerve to say outloud “You know..you leave for 4 days and leave your stuff a mess”.. and the only thing I could think of was.. “YOU LEFT A DAMN PRINGLE CONTAINER IN MY DESK YOU IDIOT”.

There’s a part of me that really wanted to do this:

But I’ll take the high road and laugh at her ignorance since she’ll be on welfare for the rest of her life ripping off the government while I move on to better things than to deal with low rent mealy mouthed idiots.